Sunday 25 March 2007

WELL COME ON TONE DO SOMETHING FOR ONCE IN YOUR MISERABLE LITTLE LIFE

It will came as no surprise whatsoever to learn of B Liar's response to the Iranian kidnap of our Marines and Royal Naval Personnel, "this is very serious" nothing like stating the bleedin' obvious! The question is what is going to be done about it?
The short answer is probably bugger all, but how can this government let that shift-eyed little runt who has an extremely poor grasp on sartorial elegance, well any form of elegance really, get away with this. A hundred years ago we would have dispatched one of our warships, it would have steamed up the Persian Gulf and let Arseholedimfuckhead have it right between the eyes ( even though that is a fairly narrow target in his particular case. What utterly astonishes me and I suppose tha same thing could have been said of Adolf Hitler for slightly different reasons, is how can any country believe the rantings of some short-arsed beady-eyed little twerp whose eyes are far too close together ( you should never trust anyone with eyes like that) and who doesn't even have the decency to wear a tie when conducting affairs of state? With Hitler it was the Master Race thing when he was the total antithesis of the tall blonde ideal, also a short-arsed little runt but in his case with a lavatory brush for a moustache and a very gay hairstyle. He also had beady little eyes but they were'nt as close together as Ahmydinnerscoldagain.

So it just goes to show if Dubya isn't there to show out Tone the way and hold his little handie he hasn't got a sodding clue.

What is called for is someone with a little gumption and frankly something more in the way of testicular fortitude. Unfortunately it took a woman to show the world that you don't mess around with us, and the one I'm talking about had more balls that the whole shower of shite that is Westminster today. You can just imagine her letting this one go...NOT!

I suggest that we dispatch the other ship we have left in our navy to the gulf and surround a few Iranian boats, sieze a few of them and a few hundred of their men and say they were spying in waters controlled by the british show them being led in a line blindfolded to the world's press and say if you want this sorry load of rubbish back you'd better return what belongs to us and then just let them have a low energy nuclear device right in the middle of their reactor. Then tell the little runt to shut the fuck up because he's playing with the big boys and any time we like we'll come in and take his shitty little country and him apart and hang it the fuck out to dry! Furthermore any repeat of such antics will result in the immediate destruction of Tehran.

A little jumped up turd like ahmydoorsajar should be under no illusion that if he gets out of line he'll get his ugly little face pushed through to the other side of his stupid little head.

But what does Tone do..........say "its very serious" yeah right, so is having a twat in Number 10.

Nuke the bastards!

Tuesday 20 March 2007

Sally Clark

It was with great sadness that I heard of the death of this poor woman, as if she hadn't suffered enough so needlessly.

What is abundantly clear if you look at pictures of her before her trial and after her release, following her appeal, is that the whole experience had a profound effect upon her and I quite believe that she continued to suffer greatly and this probably led to her very sad demise.

We will probably never get to hear the truth ( how often do we hear the truth these days) and I am sure that there will be a finding that her death was of natural causes ( whatever that is supposed to mean) but as sure as the Sun rises every morning, it was what was done to her by the Police, Social Services, the Clown Prostition Service and that overblown buffon of an expert medical witness, that led to her death. The specialists will probably say that there is no medical evidence to back that up, but there again we all know how wrong they can be, and the bigger they are, the wronger they get or so it seems.

I'm sure that there are some wonderful people working in Social Services and in some twenty years of working alongside them I met one Social Worker that seemed to have the right attitude, but I wouldn't give you tuppence for the rest. The Police, well they never get things wrong do they? how they could not have imagined that if someone as well versed in the Law as Mrs Clark was even contemplating doing what she was accused of, she would have been in the ideal position to do a far better job of covering her tracks is beyond me, as usual they saw just what they wanted to see, and as for the CPS need I say more. But the one who should be closely examining his conscience, presuming he has one to examine, is the so called medical expert, so taken up with the importance of his own theories that he was quite willing to see an innocent woman sent down just so he could say he was right.........quite wrong as it happens and Sally Clark paid the price for this utter incompetence, bordering upon criminal deception.
While he may have won his appeal, the GMC clearly thought that he was unfit to remain on the register.
Thankfully he has retired so that he will be unable to inflict his erroneous opinionising upon anyone else, let us hope that it is into utter obscurity, he deserves nothing less. No doubt some grubby little tabloid will dig him up in a few years to give his side of this very sorry story, shame on them if they do. I can only express my deepest sympathy to Sally Clark's family and share in their outrage at what has become of her and why.

AMERICANSDONTCHAJUSTLOVE'EM

News today of the fact that American Scientists have developed a genetically modified (Ihate that word in this context) Mosquito which, according to them is resistant to Malaria, while this sounds like a reasonable thing for Scientists to be spending their time doing, particularly in light of the fact that vast quantities of people in developing countries die from this disease every year, this presupposes that they can replace all the Mosquitoes in these countries with the resistant variety.
This does, of course, beg the inevitable question.....if they can get rid of those nasty malaria-carrying Mosquitoes in the first place why the hell do they need to replace them? Is it that we cannot live without the odd sting?

When it comes to modifying things, our friends(?) from across the Atlantic have been doing stuff like that for years with differing rates of success, you only have to look at some of their hybrid vehicles to wonder what on Earth they would do to a Mosquito.

Given that this is a country not averse to trying out Agent Orange on their own people, what guarantee do we have that this modified Mozzie isn't going to mutate into something about twenty times the size of a Daddy Long Legs which could well be capable of eating small children and household pets whenever it felt like a snack, let alone its ability to give you a bite the size of Ethiopia.

Until we know a great deal more about how things work, the last people who should be engaging in genetic modification of anything, (with the possible exception of George Dubya and his personal arse-kisser Tony [he of the Brown Lippy]B liar)are the Americans for God's sake.

Friday 16 March 2007

ThatTonyBliarwhatayellowlittlegit!

Given the lies with which B Liar dragged this country into a war in Iraq, the only benefit of which seems to be a rather tenuous hold on some oil supplies and a huge amount of government contracts for the Halliburton Corporation and others, and the eventual climb-down over the WMD issue, how is it that if applying the "well he was a thouroughly nasty Dictator and needed to be taken down" test, that this monstrous little prick Mugabe is even allowed to draw breath?

The answer really can be summed up in two words, Oil and Money, Zimbabwe has neither, or at least not enough of the latter to make it worthwhile. There is a slightly more complex issue here as well, George Dubya probably hasn't even heard of Zimbabwe and if he had heard the word probably doesn't use it because it is too difficult to pronounce. So there we have it no need for B Liar to wear the brown lipstick here because Dubya's not interested. (Yo Blair kiss my ....)If you can imagine a country where the leader of the opposition ( given what goes on in that country its even remarkable that there is an opposition) gets arrested and severely beaten and the government doesn't even care if he tells the world's media, or that it is perfectly obvious what had happened to Mr Tsvangirai while in police custody, you can imagine what it must be like for people with no profile at all.

Clearly that little piece of shit cannot be trusted to play with the toys he has, he's buggered the country silly, has ruined what was a thriving economy (despite sanctions) and by everything that is right and proper should be literally taken out and shot, or better still, beaten to death with baseball bats and pickaxe handles just so that his last memory is one of horrendous pain and humiliation, nothing more than what is woefully overdue.

While I am totally opposed to Capital Punishment, on the basis that murder is murder whether it is committed with the sanction of the state or not, there are some notable exceptions, nobody would have baulked if they took Adolf Hitler out and summarily executed him, neither would a similar fate being handed out to Pol Pot have raised much in the way of concern, nobody gave a flying fig when Sadam met his maker, except the way in which it was carried out ( which is perhaps testament to the fact that by comparison to most of his countrymen he was a bit of a moderate by all accounts) and given what bollocks our leader spoke about the reason for going to Iraq, there seems to be every reason to make an exception in the case of this evil murderous little termite, just send in a couple of battalions of our finest and take the little slug out. If that's too hard find out where he sleeps and bomb the place out of all recognition, what are they going to do declare war on England? I wish them the best of luck,

But what does Bender do? precisely what he always does when a little gumption is called for.....bugger all!
He's too busy trying to tell his successors that they must conform to his "green" agenda.
Shame he didn't start conforming to it at the start of his tenure so that we could look at something else he's totally screwed up and say " well he's poured billions into it and even a four year old of average intelligence can see that this is just something else that that bungling twerp has cocked up" over to you Georgie you try and explain how you've created a 150 billion black hole in our economy. I wonder what Mugabe knows about B Liar there must be something he has over him.

Here are a few lessons from your predecessor.....1. Immediately do nothing 2. wait for the initial media frenzy to go slightly off the boil and; 3. when asked about it say " oh not that old nonsense again, haven't we exhausted it yet? let's move on...really!" That just about sums up 10 years of B Liar's leadership, well without going into all the bent stuff.......anyone want a peerage before I go?..........yours for a couple of hundred grand and a seat on the board of one of your corporations so that I can keep us in the style to which Fatarse Cherrie wants us to become accustomed.

(she really does have a fat arse, all that guff about her being a fashionista in the early days was just that, guff, and if you think she's a brilliant lawyer ask yourself this. Would a brilliant lawyer have allowed herself to be associated with C.C and her erstwhile boyfriend who constantly finds himself on the wrong side of the law and if such a brilliant lawyer were to be tempted wouldn't they do it in a way and through numerous intermediaries that would make it impossible to connect the two? I would have thought so, here's the rub then, she's not brilliant at all!)

You really couldn't make this stuff up and if you did nobody would believe you........maybe I'm mad!

Wednesday 14 March 2007

DavidCamerondonchajustthinkhe'saberk.

With the demise of Patrick Mercer for alleged racism, which is generally acknowledged as being entirely the opposite, except by the odd wooly-minded liberal and of course 'Knee-Jerk Dave'

If he loses his bottle over such a minor matter what use would he be as a future Prime Minister, surely we can't be stupid enough as a nation not to want more from those we appoint to lead our country.

We've had 10 years of B liar which is exactly what he has turned out to be, pretty much from day one he has connived and deceived and now in the last desperate death throws of his tenure, he decides to make a stand over greenhouse emissions, thereby doing what he, as a lawyer should know he cannot do and that is to bind successor governments to his plans. But there again did he ever do anything spectacular as a lawyer? You can bet your life that if he had been even marginally involved in any case of importance, the publicity machine would have made much of the brilliant legal career.

In many ways it's a shame he didn't have a brilliant legal career, had he been so blessed, we would have had the undoubted benefit of not having him as Prime Minister as his earnings would have dictated that he remainat the Bar. Alas it wasn't to be as we have been stuck with him for 10 years........and they said that Maggie was a curse! While I did not agree with a great deal of her policies and actions, at least when she was in No.10 you had the feeling that someone was 'in charge' of the country and holding the reins, not merely telling us a pack of lies.

Oh, and when he is found to have screwed up royally he says"lets just move on" or better still "lessons have been learned" what lessons, when were they learned and by whom, and why did we allow some pillock to run the country if he didn't know about that stuff to begin withand if lessons have been learned why does there seem to be a continuous string of massive cock-ups?

When Maggie attended meetings of world leaders she engendered as much respect as she did fear, all our "boy" manages to get is a "yo Blair"

When he does finally bugger off and that time cannot, in my view, be soon enough, we will at least have a saying that will remain with us when someone does something dishonest "BENT AS BLAIR" alas we will have to contend with Prudence ( prudence my arse, what about the 150billion hole in our economy) why can't he get himself a properly laundered shirt and have his suit pressed and while he's at it get something done with that unruly thatch.......a prudent investment in a comb and some hairdressing preparation or another would smarten him up a bit and God knows he needs it. If he got himself together a bit better at least he would come closer to looking the part, right now he looks like he could do with a was and brush-up and a visit to the dry cleaners. Not a great advert for our once proud country.

I was visiting a friend's Chambers a short while back and happened to be in the Clerk's room when the Senior Clerk mentioned to a Member of Chambers, "Oh Sir that case with Matrix Chambers has come in" to which the reply was "is that the one with Cherie" "no" said the Senior Clerk " the clever one" Why have we kept on being told what a brilliant lawyer she is when the profession clearly has a different view of her capabilities? Same old Blair Bullshit, Honestly what a shower of absolute shite!